Closer Monkey Premium
As a special thank you to our biggest supporters, Closer Monkey is now offering two premium email options. Donors or email sponsors who have given a one-time payment of $30 or more this year are eligible for a full season of services throughout the 2026 season. Please email us with your preference. And if you haven’t yet, now’s the time — click the Donate button on the right sidebar or use this LINK! (Please disregard the monthly checkbox; PayPal automatically inserts it into the box.) You may also send it via Venmo: @gjewett9, include your email in the note section.
Option 1: Emails in full text
Get all Closer Monkey updates directly in your inbox — no more clicking through to the site!
Option 2: Alerts only
This list will receive instant alerts only when there’s a closer change. For what it’s worth, we don’t recommend this option, as many closer changes are foreshadowed in the Closer Monkey Daily days or even weeks ahead of time, but many users have requested it.
FAQ: Why don’t you offer these options to everyone?
Closer Monkey is mainly reliant on advertising revenue. If we offered the full text option to everyone, our site traffic would decline, and we wouldn’t be able to cover our overhead. (Sending several hundred thousand emails per month gets costly, as we’ve learned!) However, we wanted a way to express our gratitude to those who have gone above and beyond to support us.
Also, please note that if you are not a donor, you still get access to 100% of Closer Monkey’s content! You need to click through our emails to access the website, just as you always have.
