Closer Monkey

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  • Kelvin Herrera to undergo MRI today

    August 8, 2018 Washington Nationals — Kelvin Herrera left his ninth-inning appearance on Tuesday with what was announced as right shoulder tightness and will get an MRI on Wednesday. Should Herrera need a stint on the DL, Ryan Madson is a safe bet to take over as closer for the Nationals. Hierarchy remains: *Herrera | Madson |…

  • 2018 Closer Monkey Donation Drive

    Dear reader, If you clicked on this, it means you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the Paypal account, right? I could use a good man to help get my project on wheels. I’ll keep an eye out for you…

  • Jeremy Jeffress vultures save for Brewers

    August 1, 2018 Milwaukee Brewers – After Joakim Soria pitched a clean eighth inning, Jeremy Jeffress closed out a 1-0 win in the ninth to collect his fourth save of the season. Craig Counsell said after the game that Jeffress got the ninth instead of Corey Knebel because of the righties that were coming to the…

  • From Matt Anderson to Joel Zumaya: An A to Z List of the Closers Who Couldn’t Quite Hack It

    They’re the placekickers of Major League Baseball. The entire team goes out, does its job, and then one guy can screw everything up. Closers are volatile fantasy creatures — it’s why this site exists, after all. But they’re far more fascinating as players, and that goes double when they’re especially weird or terrible. Over the…

  • Trade Deadline Buy/Sell: National League

    July 18, 2018 Special Update (Part 2 of 2 — read the American League review here) —– Glossary: BUY+: This player has a strong chance (at least 50%) of becoming a closer by the trade deadline. BUY: This player has a small chance (at least 20%) of becoming a closer by the trade deadline. SELL:…