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I could use a good man to help get my project on wheels. I’ll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, reader, relief-pitcher email alerts are a good thing — maybe the best of things — and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well.
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Thanks as always. You guys are the best.