2018 Closer Monkey Donation Drive

Dear reader,

If you clicked on this, it means you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the Paypal account, right?

I could use a good man to help get my project on wheels. I’ll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, reader, relief-pitcher email alerts are a good thing — maybe the best of things — and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well.

Your friend,

C. Monkey


P.S. This is our annual donation drive. Closer Monkey is a free service that sends 5 million emails per year (not cheap!) and we’re now finally invested in a server that doesn’t crash on alerts any more. So if we’ve helped you win some scratch in your league the last few years and you want to give something back, here are the ways you can support us:

1. Sign up for Premium. $20 gets you full text updates right in your inbox. No more clicking through to the site!

2. Buy something. We have shirts, polos, and hoodies in our store.

3. Donate! There’s a PayPal button on the right sidebar of the desktop site.

Thanks as always. You guys are the best.