Closer Monkey Premium
As a special thank you to our biggest supporters, Closer Monkey is now offering two premium email options. Donors or email sponsors who have given $20 or more are eligible for a year of services. If you’ve supported us in the past and are interested in either of these options, just email us with your preference. And if you haven’t yet, well, now’s the time — just click the Donate button on the right sidebar!
Option 1: Full text emails
Get all Closer Monkey updates directly in your inbox — no more clicking through to the site!
Option 2: Alerts only
This list will receive instant alerts only when there’s a closer change. For what it’s worth, we don’t recommend this option, as many closer changes are foreshadowed in the Closer Monkey Daily days or even weeks ahead of time, but many users have requested it.
FAQ: Why don’t you offer these options to everyone?
Closer Monkey is largely reliant on advertising revenue. If we offered the full text option to everyone, our site hits would dry up and we wouldn’t be able to pay our overhead. (Sending several hundred thousand emails per month gets costly, as we’ve learned!) But we wanted a way to say thank you to those who have gone above and beyond to support us.
Also, please note that if you are not a donor, you still get access to 100% of Closer Monkey’s content! You just have to click through our emails to get to the website, just like you always have.