Closer Monkey Premium
As a special thank you to our biggest supporters, Closer Monkey still offers premium email options. Donors or email sponsors who make a one-time payment of $30 or more this year are eligible for a full season of services in 2026. If you haven’t yet, now’s the time — click the Donate button in the right sidebar or use this LINK! (Please disregard the monthly checkbox; PayPal automatically inserts it into the box.) You may also send it via Venmo to @gjewett9; include your email in the note section.
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FAQ: Why don’t you offer these options to everyone?
Closer Monkey is mainly reliant on advertising revenue. If we offered the full-text option to everyone, our site traffic would decline, and we wouldn’t be able to cover our overhead costs. (Sending several hundred thousand emails per month gets costly, as we’ve learned!) However, we wanted a way to express our gratitude to those who have gone above and beyond to support us.
Also, please note that if you are not a donor, you still get access to 100% of Closer Monkey’s content! You need to click through our emails to access the website, just as you always have.