The monkey doesn’t wear clothes, but you do, so maybe you should buy one of these. All items are 100% cotton and, as you can see below, they DO NOT include the words “Closer Monkey” anywhere on them.  (We know you want to keep this site a secret from your friends and fantasy competitors.)

***If you don’t see a listed size, that means we’re sold out for now; we’ll order more in the coming months!***

Closer Monkey T-shirt in white
Closer Monkey T-shirt in blue
T-shirt color/size

Free shipping anywhere in the continental U.S. (Extra charge for AK, HI, international.) Please allow 2 weeks for delivery.