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The monkey doesn’t wear clothes, but you do, so maybe you should buy one of these. All items are 100% cotton and, as you can see below, they DO NOT include the words “Closer Monkey” anywhere on them.  (We know you want to keep this site a secret from your friends and fantasy competitors.)

Closer Monkey T-shirt in white  Closer Monkey T-shirt in blue


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Polos/Hoodies




Free shipping anywhere in the continental U.S. (Extra charge for AK, HI, international.) Please allow 2 weeks for delivery.

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