The monkey doesn’t wear clothes, but you do, so maybe you should buy one of these. All items are 100% cotton and, as you can see below, they DO NOT include the words “Closer Monkey” anywhere on them. (We know you want to keep this site a secret from your friends and fantasy competitors.)
Free shipping anywhere in the continental U.S. (Extra charge for AK, HI, international.) Please allow 2 weeks for delivery.